Guess who's coming back??

Guess who's coming back?
Guess who's coming back?
Its Jesus freaking Christ everybody.
Appocalypto this Sunday!


There is a big buzz bout how this May 21st could be Judgement Day for Christians and the word around town is that Jesus mite come down hard on some assholes. Sounds funny but I kinda agree on this one though.


Think about it, the head of the World bank is behind bars for rape, former mr,universe steroid abuser actor turned governor, Arnold admitted screwing with his maid, Rajnikanth is in ICU, and worse em all, Osama is dead and a black nigger former slave aka west side rapper who runs the shit in a big White house ran the showdown on the Arab's ass.The world is reli coming to an end.


If you are like blur bout what Im talking about, this mite help http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/9480592/its-the-end-of-the-world-says-preacher/


And as usual, someone came up with a Facebook page for it.its called the Post Rapture Looting,and i love the shitt thats being posted on it...it really cracks me up.

Dont miss out in this once in a lifetime opportunity. Join Post Rapture Looting now!

p/s: i call dips on amsterdam,back off.

Pirates are back

Jack Sparrow is probably the only gay behaving guy that I will ever find fascinating.and the quality of acting Johnny Depp puts in to carry the character out is unbelievable. Witty and funny, reckless asshole who is selfish and self loathing but still, fascinating.


The funny thing about all the Pirates movie before was that many watched it for Jack Sparrow, I suppose someone should come up with a movie focusing on the cocky pirate itself.


Apart from that, what else that makes Pirates of the Carribean franchise such a mega hit is the setting that it has, some sort the same reason half the world stopped to watch Prince Wiliiam marry Kate Middleton, setting de royale. The set and costumes worn by the Pirates and the story line which includes plenty of fascinating characters are like different flavors to the already fantastic script.


Looking forward to watch the latest edition of Pirates of the Carribean ; On Stranger Tides


++++Penelope Cruz!

Back to the present 1

Missed blogging for a while now, 

there is just 

an absolute feel of satisfaction in writing 

that is 

so powerfully expressive 

that it goes to describe 

every single detail of my world 

that I have never felt anywhere else.

Many doubt on blogging as they have doubts anyone would read it. Guess its not for everyone.

Anyways, back to me.Finally done with my thesis, and oh boy, it took the life out of me, that thesis. Countless hours of worrying, finding million ways to run the simulation, the typing, the formatting, printing and cost.It was like Apocalypto, if you know what I mean.And when I finally got my results for the project, i was beaming proud. I scored an A-.

Other things have been going slow, life has a way of changing direction and talking about life and direction.I realized a simple and effective way of judging how a person views life; by the way they behave on the road.

For me, I love it when Im alone on the road, and I don't need to worry about having a car in front of me, and I especially love to travel at night when the wind is cool and I am the king of my road.

How are you on the road? Is that how you are in life...? If its right, please like at least leave a comment, so I can test whether my supposed theory has any other believers. Till then, thanks for reading and 

GOD BLESS SIR HUMPHRY DAVY.

Champione!

Its a really happy day. When your family is with you and though they argue alot, like really alot.but having ur family close to you is like having the world with you.and to add to that, today will forever be a memorable day that Ill never forget.


Today is the day we became the greatest ever football team to have graced English football.


Its Manchester United and we are now the record holder for the most  times as English Champions.Sweet.

We have became Champions for 19 times.

We have became Champions more times than any other side.

We are the Champions of Champions.

We are Manchester United and we are the Champions of Champions.

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GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

Happy Mother's Day!

Someone wise once said that love every religion that has love and peace messages in it, let it be not your own, as long as it tells people to love one another and be in peace with nature.

Islam is a beautiful religion.Many dont see that way, learn the truth about Islam, it is something beautiful.

And in honor of my mom this mothers day, I quote this from the Muslim scripture:

الجَنَّةُ تَحْتَ أقْدَامِ الأمَّهَات
Maksudnya: “Syurga itu berada di bawah telapak kaki para ibu.”

 Hadith ini diriwayatkan oleh Ibn ‘Adiy (ابن عدي) dan al-’Aqiliy (العقيلي) di dalam al-Dhu’afa’ daripada Ibn ‘Abbas R.’anhuma.

Akan tetapi terdapat hadith lain yang membawa makna yang sama dengan hadith ini, iaitulah hadith dari Mu’awiyah bin Jahimah (معاوية بن جاهمة ) yang datang kepada Nabi S.A.W. dan berkata:
يا رسول الله أردت أن أغزو، وقد جئت أستشيرك, فقالهل لك أم؟ قال: نعم. قال : فالزمها فإن الجنة تحت رجليها
Maksudnya: “Wahai Rasulullah, aku ingin pergi perperang, aku datang untuk meminta pandangan-mu.

 Nabi S.A.W. bertanya: Apakah kamu mempunyai ibu?
Jawabnya: “Ya”. Sabda Nabi S.A.W.: Peliharalah (berbuat baiklah kepada) dia, sesungguhnya syurga berada di bawah dua kakinya.”

It simply means there is heaven at the sole of a mother's feet.Happy mother's day mom! With all my heart and soul, I love you and wish you all the happiness in this world.

Dear God, if you dont bless me, its okay, bless my mom! <3

Havent had a laugh in a long time?

Read this....its called the Cow Economics.....hope it makes your day! :)




TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your heard grows and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.




AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows.


Later you hire a consultant to analyze why the remaining cow has dropped dead.





SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.




COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.




FASCISM
You have two cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.




NAZISM
You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you.




BUREAUCRATIC
You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.




AN INVESTMENT BANK
You have two cows.


You sell three of them to your publically-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank…then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer, to that you get all four cows back, with a tax-exemption for five cows.


The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.


The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet is provided with the release.


The public then buys your bull.




A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads, because you want three cows.




A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow, and produce twenty-times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image, called “Cowkimon,” and market it worldwide.




A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have to cows. You engineer them so they live for 100-years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.




AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.




A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again, and learn you have 42-cows.
You count them again, and learn you have two cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.




A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000-cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.




A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have three hundred people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reports the real situation.




AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.




A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.




AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them you have none.
No one believes you, so they bomb you back to the stone age and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least no you are part of a Democracy.




A KENTUCKY CORPORATION
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.




AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. Business seems pretty good, so you close the office and go to a bar to celebrate.




Mooooo.........holy cow!

courtesy of Brent Clanton's blog

The boys in red march to Wember-leyy....

43 years after first lifting the European Cup at the old Wembley,a new Manchester United side consisting of a a Dutch, a Serbian, a Frenhman, three Brazilians, a Portugese, a Mexican, a Korean and countless other nationalities are attempting to make that dream come true once again.

I shed tears of extreme joy when I saw Van Der Sar save those penalties in Moscow and felt the pain in tears of sadness in Rome when we were outclasssed by Barcelona.

We are the boys in red and we are going to wember-leyy...

My heart says, we will win it this time, ill write about it more in the future, but for now.......im going to bask in the glory of Man United...!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

Happy May 4th

See, watch, listen but always believe what you want to believe

Its almost ten years since I first heard about Osama Bin Laden and how he is a terrorist and all that he is linked too,yet I have never actually looked at him like he is guilty or what so ever.The reason is because I have never been shown conclusive proof of his link to 9/11, if they want me to believe, they should show me the proof or otherwise innocent till proven guilty.(the American public should think the same way too)

But anyways, I do understand why the US found Osama as a scapegoat.

Can you see any other way for a mighty nation like the U.S to be attacked so viciously in broad daylight with their own planes come out with anything else than telling the world it was a major plot by a major terrorist group led by this fearsome long bearded,millionaire Arab named Osama Bin Laden?

What suprises me is the ignorance of the people who buys their stories?!
Seriously, the only reason the media report it in a way that its going to cause apocalypse is because they know it would sell like hot cakes and as for news channels, its all about the viewer ratings, ratings,ratings,nothing else.Heck, even the most reliable channel, CNN provides us with the same news over and over again,fashioned in different ways including experts,news reports,just to attract us so that we would sit and watch it like our lives depended on it.For those who spend less time thinking and more time buying into these propaganda's ,with all due respect, I am sorry.I am sorry for your ultimate ignorance to read too much into mass media and believing them.Especially the British press.
Thus, FUCK U BBC.

Anyways, back to what I was saying about the media and its bullshit, the media's role in society is a very misleading one, eventhough the media appears to be the link and access to information, one should ask not whether it is link to information or not but about the validity of the information provided?

For example, read this article by AP (associated press)  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42859650

Its about the information by the media quoted from various U.S officials including Barack Obama himself, stating that Osama Bin Laden was killed in Attotabad,Pakistan late Monday night (in Pakistani time) and was shipped onto USS Carl Vinson before the a burial procedure where thebody was prepared on a flat board,tipped up and eased into the North Arabian Sea. (its hard to check the vailidity of the statements here,so keep on reading the article till u reach >>>)

"It was not clear Monday whether the Obama administration intended to release its photos of bin Laden's body."

>>>THIS IS THE TIP OFF THAT SHOWS THAT THIS IS ALL SOME FUCKING HOAX BY THE OBAMA ADMINSTRATION.

CMON, YOU WERE HAPPY TO TRIAL SADDAM AND SHOW PICTURES OF HIM DEAD AND HIS SONS TO MIKE,JOE AND JOHN FUCKIN DOE BACK HOME IN ALABAMA SO THAT THEY CAN CELEBRATE IT WITH A COUPLE OF BEERS AND RE-ELECT YOUR ASS BACK INTO SEAT THE NEXT TERM,WOULDNT YOU RELEASE THE PICTURE TO DEFAME THE VERY MAN WHICH YOU CLAIM HAVE ATTACKED YOUR CONTRY AND INSULTED YOUR COUNTRY?

WHAT?YOU WONT? OR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS SAYS ITS NOT CLEAR YET...............WHY ISNT IT CLEAR? IS IT HARD TO MAKE YOUR MIND ON IT? BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE THE U FUCKIN S.A?



Bottom line: Dont simply read or listen into the media, look for information yourself, surf the net, check out wikileaks, and most important of all, make your own decisions, dont let BBC, CNN OR AL JAZEERA make it for you.They just want you to believe into things that the powerful people want you too, so that it will be easier to handle you, how else would 5% politicians control 95 % of the population.......right? right?



of course im right.................because im not spreading propanda here.have a good day guys.

Welcome to the Obama administration,how can I "help" you?