Fact

YOU CAN STOP YAWNING BY TOUCHING YOUR TONGUE.




























BY NOW, 8 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE WHO READ THAT WOULD HAVE TRIED YAWNING.






















OUT OF THOSE 8, 6  WOULD HAVE SUCCESSFULLY YAWNED.


























5 WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FACT TRUE.






















WHILE THAT 1 SAD SOUL JUST REALIZED THAT HE MIGHT BE AN ALIEN :-S




HAHAHA....JUST FOR LAUGHS......THE FACT IS TRUE
:-)

People not Religion

What I think of Facebooks new gimmick-Timeline

Facebook is a scared little girl.

And she is scared of the boogey man called evolution, where the online social site will run out of steam and audience will dissapear to newer better sites.

She doesnt want to end up like her elder cousin sister, Friendster who was popular in school,right till she fell from the school stairs face first cause she couldnt update herself soon enough.

She wants to be different, she wants to show she is growing with us.

Hence, it came out with a stupid idea called Facebook Timeline.

If I could summarize this stupidity best, I would say its the best way for a total perfect stranger to get to know every single fucking details about you, right from when were you born (which incidentally is one of the major source of scams of credit cards online where our date of births are used), what you did as a kid, where you had lunch in 1992,and even a fucking google map GPS of where you last pooped!

Seriously facebook, do I look like I want the world to know where I am, all the time?

What happens when I want to skip work  and go to the movies instead, wont you blow up my cover?

And what if its young girls we are talking here, its a matter of privacy and safety.

but then again, Facebook is not only a scared little girl,she is a bitch too.

Does she care?

No, she doesnt.

Why not?

Coz, what has her popularity got anything to do with dumasses lossing their personal information or getting rape/murdered/butchered/toasted/fried/ducttaped kidnapped?

Facebook timeline is just a gimmick, to keep the site fresh, nothing else.It wants to keep up with other rapid increasing sites like Tumblr and Twitter, which has a rather more funkier outlook. The cons in it is farrr to much compared to what we get in return.

Heck, to come to think about it, what do I get back in return?

Why am I still in Facebook in the first place?

Love.peace.rock

You see,its the matter of thinking my bros,
we sort in jealousy to feed our egos,


jealousy is good,to cultivate motivation,
any other,it can destroy a nation,



have some thoughts to use,
all of used for negativity to my bemuse,


change the way society is,
no fighting,no hiss no diss,
learn to love and to kiss,



make a friend where you go,
its never late for one more,


the world is boundless,
universe is limitless,
for our imagination is nothing but endless,
conscience is left unused,leaving us hopeless,


live love life and those all around,
stick your tongue out,and jump from the ground,
dont mess your head in the bound,
listen to the marley's sound,
and you'll be astound.

Peace.love.Rock.

-vs shergill

Joke of the day :)

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
A: No.




Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.


Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.



Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.


Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


Trolled :)

Power Of Will

DO YOU KNOW THAT A RACE HORSE FINISHES ALL
THE AIR IN ITS LUNGS  HALFWAY THROUGHOUT A RACE....




FROM THERE TO THE END....THE HORSE USES THE POWER OF WILL

You're my number 1

You're personality is the purple in my rainbow,

you're smile the icing on my cake,

you're eyes the star of my night,

you're heart the bud of my flower,

you're advise the wings of my angel,

you're words the light of my day,

you're the sweet of my dreams,

the sugar to my cha,

the goal to my football,

the bright of my sunshine,

the A to my alphabets,

the 1 to my world,

you're my number 1

Last of his kind

This is Lonesome George

He is the last known individual of his species 

(helonoidis nigra abingdoni or better known as the Pinta Island tortoise)

He is the last known Pinta Island Tortoise.

He has been labelled the rarest creature in the world.

George is estimated to be around 100 years old and is in good health.

However,

unless a female tortoise of the same Pinta Island Tortoise is found, 

Lonesome George will die alone,

marking an end to his entire species.

Now thats sad....

Geminids Meteor Shower

Its that time of the year again,Christmas,New Year and holidays are topped with another reason to cheer.


The Geminids Meteor Shower which is the most beautiful multi-coloured meteor shower to have been noticed by the naked eye, will produce 60 multi-coloured shooting stars per hour at its peak,which will take place tommorow midnight, 13th of December 2011, around the constelattion of Gemini (shown below)

If you have problem finding it, look for Orion's belt, which is the three stars which appear to be on a straight line, and from there look on the left where the Gemini Constellation would be.

There would be plenty of this meteor passing by, all you got to do is look at the right part of the night sky and would be really helpful if you are away from a polluted night sky.

Have fun watching the meteor shower,and yeah,dont forget to make a wish!

Sweet child of mine

She's got a smile that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories

Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face

She takes me away to that special place

And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry

Whoa, oh, oh, sweet child o' mine

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine

Eerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John.F.Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. 

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. 

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. 

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. 

Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. 

Updates- December 09th

The end of the year is near and a re-cap of the year shows hardships,trials and tribulations throughout the year.

The good that came out of it was that as a family, we are much closer than before.And I graduated these year.Many years of fun and wonderful experience,friends will stay in memories as for time lasts.Its time to move on the more serious part of life, of working life. Job hunt has been going on for a few months now, many say Im choosy which I agree. Choosiness creates quality. Diving into the first thing or first girl I meet has never been my style, time and a lot of thinking. I will get the right job at the right time. Right girl? hahahahaha.....I have my precious blog and football,ahh....where can there be a bigger love than the love of football?

And yeah, its Kishen's birthday today. May God enhance his super ability in playing football and give him the right sunshine to grow into a awesome young gentleman.Is a wonderful person, a veryy good friend.Happy birthday Kishen.

Its also the fun part of the year, where holidays are aplenty with Christmas and New Year kicking in.

It will be real fun to see who celebrates the New Year and who doesnt. 2012 is ought to be the most controversial New Year celebrations ever.After January 1st, there will be two kind of people.The ones that live their live to the max before Doomsday arrive and the ones that maximize their life by ignoring it and working hard.I will be the latter.

I was supposed to updates matters here but now Im talking nonscence about how the year went and celebrations.Ahhh,life.....you plan for something, and it fucks it, and re-directs you with its own GPS.

Live life happy people.Happy December, Merry Xmas and  A HAPPPPPPPPPPPY NEWWW YEARR!!!

Why me?

This is a story of a tennis player named Arthur Ashe.


In 1975, Ashe won Wimbledon, unexpectedly defeating Jimmy Connors. 


In 1988, Ashe discovered he had contracted HIV during the blood transfusions he had received during one of his two heart surgeries. 


He kept it a secret till in 1992, the news went public.


Many shared his pain,with some even writing him in despair,asking as to why did God choose him of all the people while he had not done anything wrong in his life? 


To this Ashe’s reply was, 


“All over the world some million teenagers aspire to become tennis players. Out of these million may be a hundred thousand reach to some sort of proficiency. Of them only a few thousand play in some circuit and only a hundred or so play the grand slam. Finally only two reach the final of Wimbledon. When I was standing with the trophy of Wimbledon in my hand I never questioned God “Why Me?” 


And now what right do I have to ask God “Why Me?”


 Ashe died in 1993.

This is why Manchester United are performing poorly

Okay, enough of the bullshit opinion everybody has on the problems with Manchester United and why there are not performing well. Seriously 9 out of 10 football fans don't understand the dynamics of the game and pre-assume the cause of United's show of poor form lately.Another issue here is the influence of the media on these football fans, some take the media too seriously. The media isn't the truth, they show you what sells and what sells isn't the truth.


So what's the truth?
The truth is the dynamics of the game, the physical and psychological conditions of the football game dictate any team's performance.


So, we have the current Manchester United squad as follow:
(1) De Gea
(3) Evra
(4) Jones
(5) Ferdinand
(6) Evans
(7) Owen
(8) Anderson
(9) Berbatov
(10) Rooney
(11) Giggs
(12) Smalling
(13) J.S. Park
(14) Chicharito
(15) Vidic
(16) Carrick
(17) Nani
(18) Young
(19) Welbeck
(20) Fabio
(21) Rafael
(23) Cleverley
(24) Fletcher
(25) Valencia
(27) Macheda
(28) Gibson
(29) Kuszczak
(32) Diouf
(34) Lindegaard
(40) Amos

First thing in a football team-Technical Ability. Absolutely important.To play at the top level that we are playing, to win the trophies which are on the highest level, we need the best players.


So lets see, how many of them are really technically able to play for Manchester United.
Here is the list:
(1) De Gea
(4) Jones
(8) Anderson
(9) Berbatov
(10) Rooney
(11) Giggs
(12) Smalling
(13) J.S. Park
(14) Chicharito
(15) Vidic
(16) Carrick
(17) Nani
(18) Young
(19) Welbeck
(20) Fabio
(21) Rafael
(23) Cleverley
(24) Fletcher
(25) Valencia
(28) Gibson
(34) Lindegaard
(40) Amos


So the ones that are not technically able, or no longer technically able due to age catching up are as follow:


(3) Evra #Age-Can't cover as he used to any more. Most of the goals conceded against us this season has come from the left.See Man City defeat.


(5) Ferdinand# Age-Can't stay fit and unable to defend aerial balls  any more.Goals conceded against Basel and Benfica at Old Trafford were clear show.


(6) Evans #Poor technical and lack of confidence to play as Centre  Back. Doesn't have enough pace or proper tackling ability.Always mistimes.I doubt this needs any more convincing.


(7) Owen #Age and lack of speed.


(27) Macheda # Just not good enough.Horrible first touch, as a striker doesn't get into the box or tiny spaces in between of defenders. Doesn't even  make space for other players to run.


(29) Kuszczak #Not in the right mental state to play. Lost of confidence after following down the pecking order behind De Gea, Lindergaard  and even Ben Amos. Wants to leave the club, he should.


(32) Diouf #Not good enough.Bad touches of the ball. Doesn't make use of  physical ability to push opposing defenders.

Second thing we can relate to United's poor run of form is the mentality of the players. Mentality in United is the winning mentality, never give up till the last whistle.It is the mentality that accompanies the technical ability that has given United wonderful results in past years.

There are 2 main situations in football when mentality plays a big part:

-When the team goes a goal,two or even three goals down. 

-When team plays under high pressure, albeit under media pressure,fans booing or simply playing away from home.

In the past, the United mentality has seen us overcame many situations like these below:

4-2 Last season at Upton Park, after going 2 goals down.

2-2 Last season at Villa Park,after going 2 goals down.Scored 2 in the last 10mins.

2-1 Last minute goals against Wolves (league game at OT and League Cup game)

1-0 88th minute goal against a stubborn Bolton side.

1-0 84th minute goal against a resilient Everton defence.

Thus coming back to the point of mentality. Lets examine how many current first team players that have the mentality.This is based on how many seasons these players have been at the club to adopt to our mentality. 

Young first team players would find experience very vital and thus making young players not being able to handle the pressure and have the right mind set to participate in game.

(1) De Gea -Able.Exception:Has played in Europa league and European U-21's.Winning both.
(4) Jones-Able.Exception.Has a level head.
(8) Anderson-Able
(9) Berbatov-Able
(10) Rooney-Able
(11) Giggs-Able
(12) Smalling-Able
(13) J.S. Park-Able
(14) Chicharito-Able
(15) Vidic-Able
(16) Carrick-Able
(17) Nani-Able
(18) Young-Not able.Not experience playing in Europe or high level games as Aston Villa has been a mediocre team in the last few seasons.
(19) Welbeck-Not able.Lack of match experience and minutes on the pitch.Loan spell at Sunderland didnt really instill this quality.
(20) Fabio-Able
(21) Rafael-Able
(23) Cleverley-Not able.Lack of match experience.Loan spell at Wigan didnt....well it was at Wigan.
(24) Fletcher-Able
(25) Valencia-Able
(28) Gibson-Not able.Lack of match experience.Didnt get much time on the pitch.
(34) Lindegaard-Not Able.Playing in the Danish league just isnt the same.
(40) Amos-Not able.Didnt get much time on the pitch.

So here are the list of current first team players at Manchester United who are technical able with the right mentality:
(1) De Gea
(4) Jones
(8) Anderson
(9) Berbatov
(10) Rooney
(11) Giggs
(12) Smalling
(13) J.S. Park
(14) Chicharito
(15) Vidic
(16) Carrick
(17) Nani
(20) Fabio
(21) Rafael
(23) Cleverley
(24) Fletcher
(25) Valencia


So we are now down to 17 players.
Lets see the last aspect that rules the game.Of course, luck. In terms of suspension and injuries. Suspensions are a one match,two or three match absence.So we will not consider that.


Lets have a look at the players who have been on the treatment table this season at United based on minutes


The list is as follows:
(players in yellow have seen more times off the pitch than the minutes adding up from the fixtures so far)
(1) De Gea
(4) Jones
(8) Anderson
(9) Berbatov
(10) Rooney
(11) Giggs
(12) Smalling
(13) J.S. Park
(14) Chicharito
(15) Vidic
(16) Carrick
(17) Nani
(20) Fabio
(21) Rafael
 Cleverley
(24) Fletcher
(25) Valencia


So that leaves us with the following:
(1) De Gea-GK
(4) Jones-RB/CB
(20) Fabio-RB/LB

(15) Vidic-CB

(11) Giggs-LM

(13) J.S. Park-LM
(17) Nani-LM/RM
(25) Valencia-RM
(16) Carrick-CM
(24) Fletcher-CM
(9) Berbatov-S

(10) Rooney-S/CF


As you can see for yourself, this is NOT A squad that can handle the physical stress and demands of playing in four different competitions week in,week out.This is half of a first team squad thats required at this level.Have a look at the defenders that are available and you will know why they are conceding way too many goals.David De Gea has done superbly well since his big money from Atletico Madrid and has no blame to take in the number of goals conceded this season.



In addition to that, there are 2 key type of players which we are missing at the moment:


-A play maker who can run around with defenders and create chances and open up spaces between opponents defence and also that can score goals.Like how David Silva is doing for City at the moment.


-A central holding midfielder that controls the tempo of the game and holds the ball.Dictates the game in the middle and acts as shield for the back four.No better example than Scholesy.

These are the real reasons why Manchester United are performing badly on the pitch, nothing else.However, this is putting the blame on others or giving excuses.This is the logical and practical reasoning behind the poor form shown lately.United will have to buy in January and buy top notch quality players if they are being serious in winning trophies this season.However,one can always trust in Sir Alex Ferguson in building a squad and this is a squad in transition, like in 95,02,05.Give him time and trust, and you will see many many more trophies at Old Trafford.


Any comment,direct it underneath,any criticism or opinions will be taken discussed.

We are United.We are Manchester United.We WIN.

In the love of Manchester United.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

Easy easy way

For every hard complicated way,there is always a easy rout which we know but no longer taking because that easy rout has been contaminated by the actions of humans.When some people do the easy simple thing, we call them stupid? Naive? The history of mankind have seen us creating a million words to defame,decharacterize,demoralize others while not having enough feel good words to compensate it,and the courage to say it.

I have the courage and I am taking the simple rout.I know Bob would have done the same.

I would love you father mother sister brother son family world animal cats plants for you are animals of love.

True story

Read it 3 times to get it :)

NOTHING

READ 

IS EVER

BETWEEN

WHAT IT

THE LINES 

SEEMS

Exactly how I feel about the Kardashians

The Real Reason Anwar Ibrahim was kicked out (Joke)

One day, SM Lee and Mahathir were drinking tea at a coffee shop when Dr. M asked SM Lee, “ Eh, Ah Lee ah, There’s one question that’s been bugging me for a long time now, I hope you can answer me – How come all this while, your plans for Singapore always run so smoothly?”


With that SM Lee grinned widely and replied, “ You know why or not, Mat? Because I have many smart ministers working for me. You don’t believe I show you.”


SM Lee then turned back and waved to one of the guys on the opposite table, “ Eh, Tony Tan come over here!”


In a flash Tony came over. SM Lee asked, “ Tony, I ask you, who’s your father’s son?” In a split second, almost barely without thinking, Tony Tan answered, “ Sir, it's me.”


And with that reply, SM Lee turned back to Mahathir grinning even more widely and said, “See?” Mahathir just stroked his chin and nodded thoughtfully.


After they parted, this issue continued to weigh heavily on Mahathir’s mind. He was thinking, “ Shit, I can’t lose out to Ah Lee! I must test my men too.”


The next day, he summoned his (then) right-hand man, Anwar to his office. Mahathir asked him seriously, “Yes, answer me this question, who is your father’s son?”


Anwar was taken aback by the question, and for a minute or so, he just stood there with sweat rolling down his forehead. He did not know the answer.


After what seemed like an eternity to him, Anwar finally offered the standard political answer, “ Boss, this is a complex question which requires me to conduct a research study and draw out a preliminary paper. I need 3 days to give you an answer, is it ok with you?”


Mathathir agreed, thinking that as long as he could give the correct answer, 3 days should be acceptable.


Anwar rushed back home and called all his kakis but no one could give him an answer. Finally, he called Bill Clinton, “Bill, I am in deep shit. You have to help me, man! Who is my father’s son?”


Bill, who at that point in time was busy with another intern in his special windowless office in the White House discussing “politics”, was impatient and frustrated. He replied, “Anwar, I am busy f**king now, errr, no no…I mean I am f**king busy now, call me later.”


But Anwar persisted and didn’t want to hang up till he got the answer. “Who’s my father’s son? Bill, please tell me!”


Finally out of frustration, Bill replied, “ It's me, lah!”, and slammed down the phone.


Anwar now grinningly went back to see Dr. M. “ Boss, after 2 sleepless night of endless research and proposal writing, I have finally come up with the answer to your thought-provoking question. The answer to the question ' who is my father’s son' is Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton is my father’s son.”


With that, Mahathir let out a deep sigh and shook his head with much disappointment and replied, “ That’s why we are always one step behind Singapore! Anwar, you are not smart enough – the correct answer is Tony Tan!” 

Did you know?

The word Hong Kong can be spoken without moving your lips?
























98% of idiots will try it 


Hahahahahahaha.....smile :)

Only In Malaysia

Le me* cruising a site on the net


sees a post about "Greatest Age Difference Between Husband and Wife is 83 years"


le me* laughs inside at this stupid funny people*thinks(must be some african natives..hehehehe)


le me* reads the post:

As reported by New Straits Times of Malaysia, 12th November 2006:

MALAYSIA.........?????????!!!!!!

Malaysian newspaper The Straits Times reported that 105-year-old Sudar Marto had married 22-year-old Ely Maryulianti Rahmat in September of that year! At the time, Marto was still married to his 69-year-old wife. However, the wife welcomed Ely into their marriage because she was bedridden and appreciated the care Ely could provide for both she and her husband. 

Bolehhhhhhhhhhhh!! 


Malaysia Bolehhh!!!