Addiction

How do you know when you have an addiction?

when you used to gamble small on something one day,and the next you are awake at 6.30am, waiting for a game played million miles away,hoping for 11 spaniards and 11 turkish guys to win you corners....

thats when you know you are in deep shit...hahaha...

not so funny,coz i just lost money....fccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!

Try this....hahaha

You will need a calculator for this:

Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.

Notice anything funny about your answer?

Did you know?

 

• Did you know that The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries?

• If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

• Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

• It is impossible to lick your elbow.

• Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

 

 Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Funny picture of the day....have a good day!

65th Independence of the Republic of India

Today marks the 65th independence day of the Republic of India.As one of the earliest civilization, India were divided into various kingdoms before British occupation in the country saw the absorption of British officer and commisioners ,at first acting as advisors to the King and Maharaja's of many different kingdoms.


For almost two centuries, the British were able to rule two-thirds of the subcontinent directly, and exercise considerable leverage over the Princely States that accounted for the remaining one-third. While the strategy of divide and conquer was used most effectively, an important aspect of British rule in India was the psychological indoctrination of an elite layer within Indian society who were artfully tutored into becoming model British subjects. This  English-educated layer of Indian society was craftily encouraged in absorbing values and notions about themselves and their land of birth that would be conducive to the British occupation of India, and furthering British goals of looting India's physical wealth and exploiting it's labour.







For all these years, the land of India was raped and butchered for spices and minerals, reaching a climax when the then ruler of United Kingdom,Queen Victoria, proclamied herself as the Empress of India by wearing a crown containing, the Koh-i-noor (Mountain of Light) , which was at that time the largest known diamond in the world.


The rest as we say is history. And today, on the eve of India's 65th Independence day, many of us internet cultured childrens, who were not even born at the time of India's independence, directly link the achievement of India's independence from the British Colony, down to one man, Mahatma Gandhi.


However, that is not true.Infact, while he might be the catalyst that were partial reason of India's independence, the real reason of the independence was that right after World War 2,the British were under severe pressure from the United Nations to release all colonised lands abroad. 


Coming back to the point, Gandhi Ji might have been a inspirational leader during difficult times, the true thank you shall be said to earlier Revolutionary Leaders from various parts of India.Over in Bengal, revolutions against the East India Company was started by perhaps the real person Indians today should be thanking, Subhash Chandra Bose.

Bengal Volunteers was a group formed by Subhash Chandra Bose during the Kolkata session of Indian National Congress in 1928 to help the organisation of the session. However, afterwards the group turned into a revolutionary group with notable revolutionaries like Benoy-Badal-Dinesh being its members.


and in Punjab, Hindustan Republican Association (HRA) was established in October 1924 in Kanpur by revolutionaries like Ramprasad Bismil, Jogesh Chatterjee, Chandrashekhar Azad, Yogendra Shukla and Sachindranath Sanyal. All this leaders were true and valiant man, who's undying love for their country is admirable.The aim of the party was to organize armed revolution to end the colonial rule and establish in a Federal Republic of the United States of India. In order to achieve their aim, these man organized a train robbery, or famously known as the Kakori Train Robbery, where on August 9th 1925, the number 8 Down Train was robbed near Lucknow. The man behind this plan was HSRA leader, Ashfaqullah Khan, who was later arrested and who's love for his country and people were shown when he refused to provide evidence against his accomplices when the British policed interrogated him. As a result of the investigation, five of the men involved, namely Swaran Singh (uncle of Bhagat Singh), Ram Prasad Bismil, Ashfaqullah Khan, Rajendra Lahiri and Roshan Singh were sentenced to death by the Court of Justice. The others were either given life sentences or long prison terms.


The Kakori case was a major setback for the group. However, the group was soon reorganized under the leadership of Chandrashekhar Azad and with members like Bhagat Singh, Bhagwati Charan Vohra and Sukhdev.In Lahore on 17 December 1928, Bhagat Singh, Azad and Rajguru assassinated Saunders, a police official involved in deadly lathi-charge on Lala Lajpat Rai. Bhagat Singh and Batukeshwar Dutt threw a bomb inside the Central Legislative Assembly. The Assembly Bomb Case trial followed. Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev and Rajguru were hanged in March 1931.

These were man that gave up their life's for their country and demands respect.

 This independence is now the birth right of every Indian children

Saare jaahan say aacha, hindustan hammara,
Better than the entire world, is our Hindustan,


Hum bulbulle hai uski, woh gulshitan hai hammara
We are its nightingales, and it (is) our garden abode


Happy Independence Day India!

Zola 25

Would like to pay tribute to the one and only, Gianfransco Zola.A totally brilliant playmaker and a wonderful character

One Love

One Love! One Heart! 
Let's get together and feel all right. 
Hear the children cryin' (One Love!); 
Hear the children cryin' (One Heart!), 
Sayin': give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right; 
Sayin': let's get together and feel all right. Wo wo-wo wo-wo! 

Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love!); 
There is one question I'd really love to ask (One Heart!): 
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner, 
Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own beliefs? 

One Love! What about the one heart? One Heart! 
What about - ? Let's get together and feel all right 
As it was in the beginning (One Love!); 
So shall it be in the end (One Heart!), All right! 
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right; 
Let's get together and feel all right. 
One more thing! 

Let's get together to fight this Holy Armagiddyon (One Love!), 
So when the Man comes there will be no, no doom (One Song!). 
Have pity on those whose chances grows t'inner; 
There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation. 

Sayin': One Love! What about the One Heart? (One Heart!) 
What about the - ? Let's get together and feel all right. 
I'm pleadin' to mankind! (One Love!); 
Oh, Lord! (One Heart) Wo-ooh! 

Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right; 
Let's get together and feel all right. 
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right; 
Let's get together and feel all right.

Happy Birthday Derek Fisher

Would like to wish a very blessed birthday to NBA superstar and LA Lakers rear guard, Derek Fisher.

Born on August 9th 1974, the Lakers point guard has played in the NBA for the last 14 years and have won 5 NBA Championships.He is one of the most distinguished figures in NBA today.Currently serving as the President of the National Basketball Players Association, as of 2010, Fisher had played in 199 career play off games, the fifth highest total in NBA history. He ranks second all time in NBA Finals three-pointers made (43), behind former team mate Robert Horry. He has the highest three-point field goal percentage in NBA Finals history (42.6%).

The NBA listed his "0.4 Shot" as the 18th-greatest play off moment of all time.

Cycle of life

The day that feels the most horrible is the day you cant be happy,no matter how hard you try.


and that day,right after you realize that you dont have anybody beside you anymore.that day when you realize from today onwards, you are going to be alone.


and to think about how life moves in a cycle is ironic,you cant help to think that what happened the last time this happened will happen again.and that horrible day when you cant be happy will be on his way back again.


its a cycle,where we ride it,and the cycle goes round and round,round and round....


for today's difficulties always has one bright side, that tommorow's sunshine would look brighter,shinier,and better than before...

Paul Scholes-50 quotes that defines the legend

David Gill,Cantona,Sir Alex and the whole of Old Trafford pays tribute to Scholesy

Alonso
“Fans in Spain rate him very highly and I admire him a huge amount. To me Paul is a role model. He is the best midfielder I’ve seen in the last 15 or 20 years.”

Best 
“The boy can play”

Charlton 
“Paul Scholes is my favourite player. He epitomises the spirit of Manchester United and everything that is good about football.”

Davids 
“Every one of us is just trying to become as good as him. Everyone can learn from Paul Scholes”

Fabregas 
“He is the one whose level I aspire to. He is the best player in the Premier League.”

Ferdinand 
“Paul Scholes, aka Sat Nav, went from a scoring midfielder to a dictator of the game (changed his game while still at top of the game). Genius.”

Figo 
“I’m star-struck when I see Paul Scholes because you never see him. On the pitch you can’t catch him. Off the pitch he disappears.”

Giggs 
“I have played with some great players during my time at United but I would have to put Paul Scholes down as the best.”

Guardiola 
“He is the best midfielder of his generation. I would have loved to have played alongside him.”

Henry 
“I can’t understand why Scholes has never won the player of the year award. He should have won it long ago. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t seek the limelight like some of the other ‘stars’.”

Law 
“He’s the best all-round. A joy to watch.”

Lippi 
“Paul Scholes would have been one of my first choices for putting together a great team.”

Maradonna 
“His technique is unique.”

Mourinho 
“Why isn’t he playing for England? It is crazy. Only in England. Scholes is a great, great player. So experienced and still, for me, one of the best in the world in midfield. Manchester United are lucky to have him.”

Nasri 
“Sad to hear Paul Scholes is retiring, great player, world class player, the English Zizou.”

Pallister
“When you talk about the greats of Manchester United, he’s up there with Georgie Best, Bryan Robson, Ryan Giggs and Bobby Charlton just purely for the amount of medals that he’s won, he’s going to be greatly missed by Manchester United.”


Ronaldinho 
“I want to pass like him. Who taught him how to do that?”

Ronaldo 
“Scholes is the best i’ve played with and he helped me a lot when I was young. He’s amazing.”

Rooney 
“The best player I’ve played with or against.”

Schevchenko 
“They have two of the world’s best young players in Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney, but the player who most impresses me is Paul Scholes. He is United’s most important player, he makes most things happen on the field.”

Shearer 
“If you ask footballers to pick out the player they most admire, so many of them will pick Paul Scholes.”

Xavi 
“In the last 15 to 20 years the best central midfielder that I have seen — the most complete — is Scholes. I have spoken with Xabi Alonso about this many times. Scholes is a spectacular player who has everything. He can play the final pass, he can score, he is strong, he never gets knocked off the ball and he doesn’t give possession away. If he had been Spanish then maybe he would have been valued more.”

Zidane
“My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder. You rarely come across the complete footballer, but Scholes is as close to it as you can get.’”

Pele 
“If he was playing with me, I would score so many more.”

Good friends, Good times

From the many good friends I have,Vimreen Bhattal is one of the most awesomest person...and he is such a heart warming guy whose relaks nature is admirable eventhough sometimes his favourite "chill la" expression gets him into deep shits,but anyways....to say he is a friend is an understatement,he is more of a brother to me.....and in all these years I have known in him,I have met his family too...and his ever sooo cheerful sister Azvin...

Recently, I met her online on facebook and had a private interview session as she decided she is awesome and i was feeling investigative :)

here's the script :

• • vishal:           so,miss azvinder....do you have a nickname?
• 
  

  44 minutes ago

  Azvinder Kaur Bhattal

  • hmm my family members call me avinder and my frens call me az so both of them r my nicknames i guess
• 
  

  40 minutes ago

  Vishpal Singh Shergill

  • hmm...thats nize...i mean nice 
  • so in all these years you have been living,how old have you grown?
• 
  

  37 minutes ago

  Azvinder Kaur Bhattal

  • i don really noe but i think i've hv only grown to about a smart 5 yr old kid lol
• 
  

  36 minutes ago

  Vishpal Singh Shergill

  • aww,thats smart enough i guess
  • so in this 5wonderful years,what do you love doing the most?
• 
  

  35 minutes ago

  Azvinder Kaur Bhattal

  • spending time with ppl who i love n i noe for a fact love me back 
• 
  

  31 minutes ago

  Vishpal Singh Shergill

  • arent u sucha sweetheart....well,does that include vimreen?
• 
  

  30 minutes ago

  Azvinder Kaur Bhattal

  • of course
• 
  

  29 minutes ago

  Vishpal Singh Shergill

  • im sure he would love reading this
  • so mizz Az,do you love music?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    and that was the last I heard from her....overall awesomeness rating....75%...didnt score high enough coz she left the conversation  hanging....hahahahaha.

hardest

Someone once told me that the hardest thing to do in life is to watch the one you love,love someone else.

Imagine how it will feel,when the someone is your first love

and then imagine how the person was with you all this while,and you never had the chance to tell them you love them

and when the person there are with hurts them,you offer them a shoulder,hoping for a hug,hoping to tell and waiting for a return

and imagine when they listen to some stranger that you are bad mouthing them,and actually believe it

and thats your first love

and they are still going strong with the one they love

one question,what happened to your love


no word has ever been created to describe the pain one suffers from such heart break

ill offer my silence

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslims

First and foremost,would love to wish all Muslims around the world a happy month of Ramadhan and a happier Syawal month....Allah provide you with the courage of going through the month of fasting that you and family are fully blessed for all your good deeds this month...


and in other non related news, I had to pay RM20 bribe to the policeman today.Malaysia Boleh!


having a good time...but m in dillemma over a major decision...spoke to a dear friend, who gave me a good piece of advise....got to make a decision,will blog about that when I do have the time...take care and stay happy people...till then,I leave you with a Homer Simpson classic...

Try this....let your brains fight...looooll