May 21, 2012

Only certain animals :)




Few animals have passed the mirror test. Most animals are unable to recognize themselves in the mirror. Among those that pass the test are humans, apes, orcas, dolphins, and elephants. It would be interesting to see them perform the test on orcas and dolphins in water.



Pigs can use information seen in the mirror but are unable to recognize themselves. Pigeons can be trained to recognize themselves and use the mirror to see more things. Capuchin monkeys, however, are incapable of spontaneously recognizing themselves. Sadly, humans are the only animals that use mirrors for taking deceiving self-portraits to put on social networks,hahaha!

May 19, 2012

Hard work pays

 Its lunch hour and usually I take this time to nap like a 4year old instead of writing a blog post.

That surely must mean there is something , mesti ada udang di sebalik maggi mee,why would a sleep lover leave his nap to blog if not because he has something important to announce.

Are you ready for this?


I am getting married!!!




Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....



actually im not,not that stupid.......hahahaha...


its just that I got awarded Ex-gratia,something that companies gives to employees for being hard working and dedicated.This is the second month running I got it,just felt like boasting...hehehe..so just sit there and continue reading...hahaha!

On a more serious note,it really does feel satisfying,knowing that the company acknowledges all your hard work and efforts that you put in.As satisfying as gulping down a whole can of frozen Coke after being sun burned by the Qatari weather.

Thank you boss,if you are reading this,which I doubt..and if you are,please dis-regard all other posts regarding you.That wasnt me! Hahaha....

And thanks Edwin,appreciate it man.

Things like this make me want to skip lunch and work all day long,hahaha...but nahh Im just kidding,I love my afternoon naps...Yawwwnn....but yeah, Il keep pushing for next months award..hehe

Ohh by the way, the award is 1000Qatar Riyals, which are equivalent to probably 830Ringgit Malaysia and NO,I am not giving you any of this eventhough you took the effort to read what Im posting!

Hahaha...

But Ill let you have a look at my money...hehehe

United's Young Stars Will Come Of Age

That dramatic final day of the league will remain etched in my memories for as long as time can hold,painful sharp sword piercing looking at the net bulge when Sergio Aquero scored the last minute winner.

Honestly,I felt like throughout the season,Manchester City were the better team,in terms of quality of players they have and the type of football they have played.The two players I admire the most in City is David Silva and Vincent Kompany. Such players are indispensable to any club,players that make difference.

However much they or anybody else deserve it,there is this love for United.Which makes fools like us keep faith,season by season, even things aren't as good as how they used to be.Especially this season, many reasons contributed to such a poor season.

If dissected properly, you could see the main reason United weren't as strong was because the average squad age of players had a big gap between them.The matured,experienced players were much older,while those young emerging stars barely found their foot.

The best example of this was in defence, where you can see old legs of Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra,failing many times this season.While the young emerging players such as Chris Smalling of 22years old,Phil Jones of 20 years old and the Da Silva twins of 21 years old and the exceptionally talented David De Gea of 22 years old did better than expected, however, not good enough YET to be a part of a Championship winning team.This wide gap in age difference combined with the absence of the heart and rock of defence, Nemanja Vidic really caused a wide instability in defence.

We lost the league on goal difference.However great City's attacking threats might be,it is unbelievable that a squad that possesses 4 world class strikers in Dzeko,Tevez,Aquero and Ballotelli had scored less goals than a squad that only has Wayne Rooney,Chicharito and Danny Welbeck,a yet to be proven goal scorer.

Scoring more goals is a tradition at United but sadly, this season, instead of winning 4-0's, we had plenty of games where we have won 4-2, and 3-2, highlighting the main issue was really at defence.

Many impatient fans would urge Fergei to buy defenders, but a wise man would look at the players we have right now in defence, David De Gea-Spain's U21 European Championship winning goal keeper, who has  done termendously well since moving to the Premiership.Bare in mind, the boy is only 22 years old and has only moved to play in a physical league for 1 season. Towards the ending of the season, you could see him making brilliant saves that we used to see from Van Der Sar.Many idiots would say he cost us the tittle, but I have been watching Premiership football week in week out for the last 8 years,I know a quality goal keeper when I see one.David is one.Numero Uno.

At central defence, we have Chris Smalling , who has potential,especially Smalling, who has the physical threat to push off even the heaviest of forwards,such as Bobby Zamora,agility to move around and the aerial ability to head out crosses.The only thing that is missing from his game is the positional sense, which comes to most defenders by age.Like wine,great defenders mature with age.


Phil Jones needs no more introduction, neither he needs to be praised for how he has transformed from a regular 19 year old playing for Blackburn Rovers to playing for England in the coming Euro's.He has the speed, the physical ability, the strength to take on players, and a very good set of foot that can be used for both tackling and dribbling.And all that at the age of 20, he is just a world class player,waiting to bloom.Perhaps, the most promising young player at United at the moment.Definitely, one for the future.


Da Silva twins has been at the club for nearly 4 years now and judging by how they play, they are good tacklers, fast attacking wing backs,however patience is missing from the game and positional sense as well.Fabio is going out on loan, hope that will do him much good.I am not very confident about Fabio, however I think Rafael would be at the club for a long time, as a part of the next League winning squad.


In all,our defence might seem patchy with old players leaving and young players yet to step in.However, this is United, a place where the young are groomed for the future, and in all this young players, I can see the core of the next United Great squads emerging.Give them 2 seasons and Manchester United will have a stronger than ever squad,with older players such as Nani,Young,Valencia,Carrick,Fletcher,Rooney leading the way while core of the squad will be made of players like Chicharito,Welbeck,Anderson,Cleverley,Jones,Smalling,De Gea and Da Silva twins.

In them, we have a complete squad,young they might be today, but at United,thats how we groom Championship winning teams.With patience, not with money thrown around like a certain neighbours of ours.

Thats what make us proud when we win tittles, not arrogance.

Don't hate us because we do a good job in bringing youth,building squads and winning trophies.Hate us if we buy players with high price and win trophies,because frankly speaking,thats when the romance of the beautiful game is killed.

-OneLoveUnited

May 16, 2012

Ek ladki

Ek ladki ko chaaha 
 Apno ki tarha humne

Ek ladki ko dekha tha
Taron ki tarha humne

Ek ladki ko samjha tha
Phoolon ki tarhaa humne

Din us ki liye paitha tha
Aur uski hai thi ratain

Rang uska gulab jaisa tha
Zulfon mein thi mehkarein

Aankhein thay uskey jaadhu
Aur karhey thay humko bekhaabu

Kuch tum se wo milta tha
Baaton main chupse

Kuch tum se woh ketha tha
Magar baaton main chupse 
Haan tumse hi lagtaa tha
Shyok main sharaaratey

Ketha hai tumse
Kab zikar baas tumare hai
Kab tum se shikaayat hai
Har tareff pyaare adhaaye tumhare hai
Tarrif tho bas tumhari hai

Jo ladki sabse alaag hai
Sunlo tho jaaneman,yeh inayat hai

Ek ladki ko itna chaaha tha
Apno ki tarha humne



-vishpal

May 14, 2012

Laws of Qatar

If you live in a country where freedom is suppressed, you don't live.Living means having the freedom and liberty to do what you want,where you want,how ever way you want it as long as you do not break the law.

Unfortunately, the laws of certain countries are simply absurd.Reason why I say this is after noticing a few laws over here in Qatar,I just couldn't bare with their pure raw fresh stupidity that comes in a Qatari head.

First thing,I wasn't allowed to snap a picture of McArabia poster at McDonalds.Seriously,what harm can I bring to your country by snapping a picture of a cheeseburger?

Secondly, me and a male friend of mine were denied entry to a Fun Fair because we were not in the company of a women.Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Why do I need a female to company us? We were told that its called Family Day and thats how things work around here.For the sake holy fuckin cow,how does that make sense?

Thirdly, I had some issues with an officer at the Immigration Department for replying Okay to him,when he asked me to have a sit when I was standing at a corner.He called me back and told me,"When I say something,you dont answer me". Fuck his fuckin camel mother,I am not one to keep quiet.I know my rights and why shouldn't I be allowed to reply when you talk to me? Maybe thats how you keep your wife and camels over here,but I am not going to listen to your absurd ways.Backward thinking moron Arab.I hope they bomb your fucking kebab ass.I kept on answering him and he confiscated my passport saying he wont let me register my work permit.Does any of this making sense to you? And this are true stories of how idiotic,moronic,stupid,idiotic this Qatari's can get.

There are many more but I think I have vented out my frustration and anger enough for today.I find it unbelievably amazed on how things work around here.Level of stupidity,just too much for me to comprehend.

May 13, 2012

May 12, 2012

Qatari Summer

Since I have been here,almost every conversation with someone starts with the usual and ends up talking about the weather.All of them have been telling me,just wait for June July August,nani dhi yaad ajaughi they say.Translation?It means,you will remember you're grandma when its hot in the summer.


After the 4th person mentioned that to me,I started telling myself Challenge Accepted.I will show this people how I can handle this.Easy peasy..ahhhhh my Negro skin can take this shit...


Its the first week of May and temperatures have soared up to 40plus degrees celsius,reaching to 46 degrees celsius last friday.No joke.46degrees celcius...if you cant imagine how hot that is,it was exactly like standing near an open fire.You know that time when you go to a barbeque party or have a bon fire at a beach? Yup,that hott...


And the wind that blows at your face? 


Hot wind, of hot hot air.Seriously Qatar?! Wtf is wrong with you!!


And all this bitching at May-I really really really really dont look forward for June July August September.



  Well apparently,Im not that Negro skinned enough.LOL.

Pictures of Doha-Updated

View from the park at Corniche,one of the prettiest greens of Doha


Beautiful night sky view shot from across the bay :)


Alleys of Souq Waqif, mysteriously scenic


Al Fanar Mosque glowing gloriously at night.


Lights illuminating at a fisherman's boat-a beautiful past of Qatar


The opposite of before-Yacht showing the modern day riches of Qatar


And yes,this is a shop that sells you real life Ferrari's and Maserati's .Anyone interested?


This is an awesome shot of a really awesome person.


Me with the Barahat Al Jufairi sign board near the Al Fardhan Intersection 


Thats all for now guys,will update with more pics of Doha soon....credit to Wan Nasrul Rahman for all the shots-shot with his expensive Alpha A55 DSLR.(promote promote..hehe)

Engineers...

M.B.A Student (vs.) B.E Student


A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"


The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".


"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"