Remembering Gary Leon Robert

Times pass,

so do people,

and memories with them,

We pay,our final respects,

we say,rest in peace,

what happens next?

We remember,for a day,two

weeks,months pass,

and our foolish mind forgets,

but never a heart that misses,

Far from eyes,without a trace,

and sadly truth is  never will we look at you again my dear friend,

but I still remember,

Still miss you for everything you were,

a friend that i'll always treasure:)

Rest in peace Gary Leon Robert

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive

If you watch The Simpsons and love them, you would notice that during the intro, Bart writes snappy lines on the chalkboard of his classroom...so here's a list of the lines he writes......dedication to a special Kia Zhurovski from Manchester, this one's for you :)

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an Emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.

hahahahaha..

Great read-Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt was the 26th President of the United States, the remarkable thing about Theodore Roosevelt is that he had a large amount of diverse talents and the range of achievements he has achieved in his lifetime.


This US President was not only a celebrated academic scholar who graduated from Harvard,he was also a historian who has published a book by the age of 24 and in total had published 18 books (each with several editions)


At the age of 26,when his mother and wife passed away on the same day, he left his lifestyle of a politician to become a cowboy in the state of Dakota.


What's further impressive is that a few years later, when the Spanish-American War broke out, Theodore Roosevelt joined the 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry or also known as the "Rough Riders" as a Colonel and went to war for his country. He led the Rough Riders to capture San Juan Hill during the war.His bravery in this war was awarded with a Medal of Honor.

In addition to all that,he was also elected as the youngest ever President of the United States at the age of 42 and led the country with wisdom, curbing the domination of large corporations by delivering a speech to the congress on the matter.His endless effort in ending the Russo-Japanese War earned him the Nobel Peace Prize.

He was the first American to win a Nobel Prize in any field.

ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT


And on October 14, 1912,while Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, there was an assassination attempt against him when a salon keeper shot him from close range, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he was not coughing blood, the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately.


 Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt.He spoke for 90 minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."


 Afterwards, probes and x-ray showed that the bullet had traversed three inches (76 mm) of tissue and lodged in Roosevelt's chest muscle, and it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in place. Roosevelt carried it with him for the rest of his life.

An x-ray on Theodore Roosevelt showing the bullet on his lower left chest, which remained in him throughout his life time.



Theodore Roosevelt, was a nerd as a Harvard graduate, a historian who wrote 18 books in total, a brave man as a cowboy who caught thief's who try to steal his river boat, a leader of his country in the form of President, a Nobel Peace Prize winner as a peacemaker who ended the Russo-Japanese war and a man who was brave enough who carried on giving his speech, right after being shot.


This man was a real men.RESPECT.

Where's the love?

I dont get it, I dont understand humans.You would say someone is your blood,someone is your brother,son,father,mother and yet when it comes to time to show love you dont?
When it is some stranger which you met off the street and you give them everything, your time,love,attention...what is the problem with us?


We have came a long way of civilization yet it doesnt take a second for us to go back to our animal nature. Where is the thousands of years of civilization and what good it is when its not going to be put in to good us?
Why do we exert pain,tension and hurt into the ones we love when we are being stressed elsewhere...everything is just soo fucked up....humans are fucked up, all happily buzzing away when the news of a new iphone is released, have some sense people...what the fuck is an iphone that you spend more time talking about it than spending time to better yourself?
Shit like this doesnt make want to live in this world with you selfless,worthless bastards, if you are one of them, if you are not like how I said, then you are worth as my brother, as my sister and god truly bless you.

Interesting...

Here's something interesting which my brother found on google maps...


If you go to http://maps.google.co.uk/ and search for Anfield....this is what you are going to get...

 and when you click on Anfield Cemetary, this is what you get...

Hahahahahahahahaha.....

Live Life Love

WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER,THE WORLD WILL KNOW TRUE PEACE

Feelings

I felt it today....a feeling missing for many a months,
of which I thought it was extinct,
never to come back.


Did you feel it too? 


Now its worried that its just empty,
 fake pretender of what it seems to be,
Was it real?

Respect Miranda Kerr

Victoria's secret supermodel Miranda Kerr is not only beautiful and rich,but also,one heck of a  person. She named her baby son middle name Christopher, in honour of her former boyfriend,who passed away in a car accident when she was still 15.Her husband, Orlando Bloom was cool about it. Respect for you Orlando & Miranda.RESPECT.

I want to make you laugh....have a nice day :)

God bless 9gag.com, you have been nothing but a life saver!

Have a wonderful Wednesday the 23rd of November 2011 world!

Sigh

Weather is down and so do I feel today, it really feels alone.

This is no emo shit, this is what I truly feel, and am not ashamed to tell that I feel alone.

I can feel alone even in a crowd and even when Im sitting with family.

It hurts to be alone,sigh.

Harimau Muda Boleh!

Respect the spirit and I respect the way you played even after going a goal down...all the best for the upcoming games for the Olympic Qualifications.Wish you guys all the best and to coach, Ong Kim Swee, keep up the good work man.


Hope to see you guys play at the London Olympics next year.


Malaysia Boleh! :)

Dedication to all my stalkers :)

Touching...Old people volunteer to clean up radiation at Fukushima

Talk about a sacrifice that will warm your heart. A group of older Japanese folks are asking for permission to clean up thecontaminated nuclear power station in Fukushima.

More than 200 retirees are volunteering to take the place of young people who are exposing themselves to high levels of radiation. The group figures they have less than 20 years to live and will be dead before any radiation induced cancer develops. It's a different story for the young people who have battled in this war zone for three months and are at great risk for developing cancer as they grow older.

All that is stopping these pensioners from donning their radiation suits is the Japanese government which unfortunately is dragging its bureaucratic feet. [BBC]

Source: http://gizmodo.com/5807188/old-people-line-up-to-clean-radiation-in-japan

Today in history :)

So I went to the job fair today in  PWTC,Kuala Lumpur...was a nice windy afternoon, same old KL traffic and hundreds of people...right after parking, as usual,not bothering others, I was walking like I owned the road when I suddenly realized I was in the middle of attention..assuming Im getting famous or Im just too good to look at, I kept walking till I saw something, something soo disgusting, mentioning his name would instantly crack your screen and make you feel sick and nauseated...or else he is also well known as being a murderer who helped one of his acquaintances to murder a Mongolian model....anyways....no biggie, I just took one big turn to avoid having to shake his dirty political hands and choose to walk the other way...and from my experience, with no intentions of acting cocky or anything, I didn't have that vibe that you usually get that you usually get from someone that leads a country...so anyways, I came back home and was chilling...and when I went to facebook, I decided to pay his wall a visit...and I dropped a comment, taunting him...stating that I bumped into him today and I didnt feel the vibe that he is the PM. 


BANG! The amount of idiots that I was involuntarily been introduced for the next 20minutes was phenomenal, mostly were this less fortunate who's brains still runs on Pentium 3, some were so depressing, and as the same shit that you expect from Pentium 3 brains started happening, at first it was comments such as Who am I to make such comments?


Well dumbfags, I am a facebook user.Thus, privileged enough to comment what I want.


and then came the racist comments, such as agama kami x de kasta, (our religion doesnt have caste systems on the purpose of instigating a riot, but since I am a Sikh and come from a long line of warriors and army people, I didn't want to embarrass him further)  but I did feel bad for this dude....


Seriously? Religion..that was his come back? Did he get drunk of soya bean or something before saying that?


and then came this Malay whore, who would have probably slept with every single cat,mouse in her neighborhood, who started calling me idiot.When I told her nicely that its not nice calling people that, its a sin. She replied with : Which religion says that? 


Again....hjkjhiusafsdjfsmnfsdafaf!!! WHAT? Is there any religion or any culture that doesnt say calling others stupid or names isnt a very good thing to do? Well since she said no, I should have answered her ; I dont know you fucking shemale whore...but I didnt coz she would have cried and slept with more insects afterwards...hahahaha :)


and then there was this another joker, this time Indian dude, who started asking me what have I done for the country and who I want as the Prime Minister, he suggested Karpal Singh. 


Firstly, what have I done for the country.Giving a fuck is the first? Isn't it? How many of the youths care about the state of the country's economy and social development?


and now that second thing he asked, thats being fucking racist, just because there is this one politician who is same race as me who kicks everybody's asses in the Parliament from his wheel chair, doesnt mean I want him...ohh wait a minute...I do want him as the Prime Minister. You know why you fuckin piece of shit rubber tapper? 


Because he is a fuckin good lawyer, he has enough brains to get people with high evidence on death row to be released, I think he is smart enough to lead dumfags like you towards light and hopefully to the powers of Jesus,Allah and all other God's combined you will grow some brains.


Anyways, thats the shit that was bothering me for some time now....just wanted to let it out...sorry for the hate  comments and things that I have said on those poor creatures, was just venting my frustration.


and again Najib Razak, why dont you do me and another 28.5 million Malaysians a favor and fuck off?

What a pencil can do :)

Another one of my favourite, this sketch shows the beautiful innocence of a child running into the hills on a sunny evening...

Challenge Accepted!

Today is a new day

Today is a new day,
today is a new dawn,


leave yesterday with the night that has left with it,
forget the past,
forget the pain,the mistakes, doesnt matter


today is a new chance,
today its your chance,


to say the one you love, oh how you love them,
like i do,
i love you mother i love you father,
i love you roshen my idol
and i love you sangeeta, you are the sweetest
i love you renveer for you are an asshole, who is my best friend


i love you family,i love you friends,
i love you world, 
i dont have a girlfriend, so i love you all girls out there,


today is a new day,
today is a new opportunity,
the opportunity to get a job,
to earn some money and for some to earn their pay,
to many to earn some respect and a whole load of love,


today has another new dawn,
another beautiful morning,
another beautiful sunshine, 
turn on your radio and sing your hearts out mate,
coz today is gonna be a damn good day...




and today, is going to be the happiest day of your life........so far :)




HAVE A GOOD DAY!






Sincerely,
vishal

Cool stufff.......checkitout

credit to Mona :)

The Legends-99

Meanwhile in a college textbook...

Pyaari maanji

Got a letter from Grandma the other day...

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then leaned out of his window and screamed "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of people were so caught up in joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love grandma.

Sikh Pride

Sikh's for generation have commanded respect from the global community for being honourable and loyal man.Armored with a high strict of self conduct has also seen them being respected and revered by many. The minority community, that makes up only 1.7% of India's population are also one of the most highly influential community in the country, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who is a Sikh himself being the best example.


The number of Sikh population have decreased ever since the partition of Pakistan from India in 1947 but that has not by any means dampened the seismic impact of Sikhs in the story of India so far.From Punjab (the centre of the Sikh world) as a major agricultural source of the country , through the participation of brave Sikh soldiers in the Indian Army (one of out of every five man in the Indian Army is a Sikh) right to the influence in major sports such as cricket and hockey, the Sikhs have nothing but been exemplary citizens of the beautiful and diverse country.


The pride that Sikhs have in their strict moral Code of Ethics (Sikh Rehat Maryada) as well as their appearance of turban and long unshaven beard and other aspects of their cultural heritage, such the fast beat folk of music of the Sikh's (bhangra), the celebrations of birth,weddings and many more have all added to the beautiful colours of the Sikh community.


To come to think that Sikhism only started 300-400 years ago, it is amazing on how far we Sikhs have came, and in the birth anniversary of the founder and first messenger of Sikhism, Dhan Dhan Sri Guru Nanak Dev Ji,  let us Sikhs, from all around the world, rejoice in the spiritual teachings of our beloved Guru and all the other Guru's after him.


I would like to wish a Happy Gurpurab to all Sikhs around the world.


Sincerely,
Singh






p/s: By the way, here's a press statement made my President Obama via the Office of Secretary wishing all Sikhs a Happy Gurpurab.  


Boleee so nihaal..................................SAT SRI AKAAL!

Another great story of brotherhood-The Klitschko Brothers

Vitali Klitschko  and Wladimir Klitschko, collectively known as The Klitschko brothers are Ukrainian heavyweight boxers.


On July 2, 2011, The Klitschko brothers made history when Wladimir won the WBA title, which means at that time, the Klitschko brothers hold all of the World Heavyweight Titles collectively.


At that time Wladimir was already world heavyweight champion with the WBO, IBF and IBO while elder brother Vitali was holding the title of WBC world heavyweight champion.

RESPECT

Some stories need to be told

Hard facts of the world that we live in

1. Who the fuck cares if a Turkish bitch decides to waste millions on a wedding and break it off 72 days after that? 
   The world is in worst condition but noooo,thats not what they want you to see, coz E! will show you the star celeb make up shite instead and MTV Lady Gaga's idiotic acts or men wrestling in their underwears.
   Where is the truth? Its swept under the rug, and head being turned away like it doesnt exist.
   So I ask you again, Where is the Love?
   
   
   Here are some of the hard facts of the world that we live in:
   At least 80% of humanity lives on less than $10 a day.^Source
2. More than 80 percent of the world’s population lives in countries where income differentials are widening.^Source
3. The poorest 40 percent of the world’s population accounts for 5 percent of global income. The richest 20 percent accounts for three-quarters of world income.
   Based on enrollment data, about 72 million children of primary school age in the developing world were not in school in 2005; 57 per cent of them were girls. And these are regarded as optimistic numbers.^Source
   
   
   Nearly a billion people entered the 21st century unable to read a book or sign their names
   
   
   Less than one per cent of what the world spent every year on weapons was needed to put every child into school by the year 2000 and yet it didn’t happen.^Source
   

   
   
   ^Source

Something to make your day!

Courtesy of those wonderful people on 9gag.com

November Rain

This 1992 hit wonder by Guns N Roses was written by lead singer Axl Rose and was inspired by a short story called "Without You" written by an American writer Del James.It narrates the true life story of Axl Rose and his rocky relationship with his then girlfriend Stephanie Seymour and the music video for this movie depicts just that, the music video of November Rain won the MTV 1992 Best Music Video Award for Best Cinematography.

The beauty of this video is the narration of the video which was matched by the music the band plays, and that, in epic proportion.The song used an orchestra accompanying the intro piano interlude by Axl Rose infront of a live theathre as Stephanie Seymour walks into the chatedral in a bride's dress. The cinematography value of this scene is breathtaking, as the video goes on to portay the wedding between Axl and Stephanie.


Other iconic images that were in the music video was the image of guitar legend cum god, Slash playing his guitat shirtless infront of a church located in the middle of an empty field at New Mexico.

The guitar solo that followed took the level of the song into epic proportions as Slash delivers one of his all time greatest solo and cement his place as one of the best guitarist of his generation.



"November Rain" was voted #1 on the Rock 1000 2006, an annual countdown of the top 1,000 rock songs by New Zealand radio listeners. It was voted #2 on the Rock 1000 2007, being beaten out by "Back In Black" by AC/DC.The song was placed at #140 on Pitchfork Media's Top 200 Tracks of the 90s.
The song's solo is also ranked #6 on Guitar World's "The 100 Greatest Guitar Solos" list in 2008

19 years and 63,914,167 views later, Guns N Roses still remain as one of the greatest rock band of all time, and November Rain, a true testament to music.

Punjabi Confidence!

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. 


'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!' 


'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army'


'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight' 


Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.'


'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!' 


Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.


'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!' 


'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked.


'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'


Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.' 


'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'


Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.


'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!' 


Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!' 


'Tera bhala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'


Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.


'Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.' 


'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'


'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!' 

NOW THAT'S CALLED PUNJABI CONFIDENCE!!