Okay, lets face it...up to a point, our laid back enjoying side of our brains can give excuses to the logical control center that hindi movies are made such for fun and entertainment.
However, when the shit crosses into a high bullshit zone, ohh I forgot cows n bulls are sacred.
Anyways, such are the high level of in some movies that certain almost magical things which we could never possibly imagine in our life's takes place....here's a list of
10 Things That Only Happens In Hindi Movies
10.If the hero gets into a fight with a group of thugs, they would all hover around the hero waiting patiently for their comrade to finish their fight before participating.
9.If any part of the actor's clothing is to tear, it tears accordingly, and muscular heroes seem to wear the lowest quality shirts,where it can tear at one pull.
8.White people seem to understand hindi. All of them,suspiciously.
7.The wind never blows in the opposite direction of the heroine's hair and when it does,it would make her look much hotter and oh yeah,did I mention the exact moment when the hero looks at her?
6.Anybody can sing,and when they do,amazingly,they all sound like playback singers.
5.There is background sound while they talk.Trumpets,drums,flute you name it :)
4.Cars never need fuel.Have you seen a scene of anyone filling petrol in their cars in a hindi movie? Exactly.
3.Any sad heartbreaking news is immediately followed by the sound of a thunder,rain only pours if the person involved in the sad situation is about to walk on the street without an umbrella.
2.When they randomly start to dance on the streets, everybody on the streets seem to join in...and they even know the steps.
1.Last and the most puzzling, when there is a someone lying injured and about to die, nobody remembers to call 911, everyone seems to be able to accept fate and quietly gathers around to hear some final words.Which usually ends just in time before he or she dies.Amazing precision.
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