Joke of the day :)

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
A: No.




Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.


Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.



Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.


Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


Trolled :)